It's a Birdhouse! A Family Joke Snowman Nutcracker

So there’s this sweet tole painted snowman piece made by my MIL back in the day that TheMisterT and his sister have some inside jokes about that, but there will be more about that later in the post. Right now, I want to share this nutcracker I made for my SIL for her 50th birthday that pays homage to that decoration.

It’s also a holiday countdown.

Here’s the first round of too many detail shots.

And, because it has another secret special interactive feature, I made a drawer to add to the base.

What’s that secret special interactive feature? Well, that birdhouse perch is magnetic! There’s a tiny neocadmium magnet embedded in the end of it and then covered with paper, glue, and paint.

Which brings me to the second round of too many photos: the little magnetic funsies that attach to it. I had a lot of fun with this part!

Here’s where the brother/sister joke part comes in. It’s NSFW so I’ll be making it an opt-in situation.

Summary

The original was made by my MIL in a class where they made an icicle dangle from the end of the perch which was placed just below the snowman’s waist. Ahem. :wink: Her children, found this hilarious and much teasing of their mother followed. She insists, “It’s a birdhouse!”

This decoration has been passed between the siblings with various additions over the years. I have been designated as the adder for TheMisterT. The pierced nipples are my work.

ANYWAY, I replicated the original icicle (which broke off the original decades ago) and here that is.

I also made several other… accessories along this vein that aren’t magnetic..

Because we won’t be there when it’s unwrapped, I included directions in the drawer.

At the last minute it occurred to me that this snowman could have a… well, a fancy, peppermint butthole. :woman_shrugging: But subtle and hidden under the lever.

Underneath it’s labeled with a title, the date, and the for/from deets.


Construcion details:
I bought only a few things for this! Some embroidery floss to finish weaving the scarf, ribbon for the bell drawer knob, and the bird for the hat. The rest was stash, including the nutcracker blank.


The drawer was made from scraps left from the big bookcase I built last year and trimmed with wood stir sticks.

It was so fun to make! But, I may have geeked out more about building a safe box to wrap it in for giving and shipping! I wanted it to be very secure, especially because I flocked the top hat. It should work well for storing him, too.

If you’ve made it to the end… THANK YOU and maybe you’re nuts enough for nutcrackers to join us over at the Nutcracker Along 2026 that goes through the middle of January 2027!

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What a hilarious story! And such an amazing and personal gift. I’m sure she will love it.

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This is soooo cool! (Pun intended)

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Hillarious and awesome all at once. I love the additions for the perch and the NSFW details and family story. What a lovely, amazing gift. I’m sure your SiL will adore it and that shipping box is impressive!

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Speechless. :candy: :snowman_without_snow: :chestnut: :bird:

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Fabulously hilarious! I am sure everyone is going to get a kick reliving the memories of the original!

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Thanks so much everyone! It felt rather… plain, I guess… compared to the other nutcrackers, I’ve made, so I had a hard time accepting that it was indeed complete. I hope she loves it!

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What?! Girl…

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Lol this is so funny! I love the story behind it and I love that you made that part magnetic. It’s very creative and I’m sure it will be very special to her! I love the interactive elements and it all works well together without being too much.

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Thanks, y’all!

@Magpie I mean compared to the Indomitable Snowman, etc. it seems pretty simple. Aside from the magnetic magic, of course.

This is, as always, brilliantly created, and fantastically funny. I love the myriad of details and the work you put into even the box. I just hope you wrote “SIL DON’T BREAK THIS BOX DOWN!” and “SIL, DON’T THROW THIS BOX AWAY” all over the outside before you shipped it. :lollipop::purple_heart:

Aw, thank you! Well, the box I made was gift wrapped and then put into another box to ship. My guess is that she’ll decide to keep it just for simpler storing, especially as I’ve labeled the upper supports “neck” and “feet”.

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I’m still speechless over here. Seriously, no words. Except to say tell her to save the box! Not everybody will just automatically keep the good ones :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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Whaaaat!?!

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I know, right?

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I think that the obvious specialization of the box will indicate to her that she should keep it for storage. Also, she’ll probably keep it in there until December, then realize that it’s a thing to keep.

I am VERY GRATEFUL that my people (family by birth and by marriage as well as friends) really appreciate the time and effort, as well as skill and talent, that go into handmade things. I think she will notice that I made an REI box into a nutcracker box very specifically.

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Ok, I’ve looked 5 times. FIVE TIMES, whew. I am astonished at the detail, truly. The drawer liner paper matches the candy nutcracker handle, & the scarf that you wove from embroidery floss, you say? Sheesh. The glossy icicles are perfection. Resin? Then all the funny magnetic doodlies. Last, that candy butthole is killer. You are a crafty freak o’ nature, sis. Seriously. How fun.

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Wow, thank you! The candy on the drawer liner inspired the handmade details! The icicles are Tim Holtz idea-ology pieces and some kind of plastic that was pretty easy to cut with craft scissors and also used for the magnetic icicle. Attached with Glossy Accents to keep it clear and shiny.

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:glasses: :man_dancing: :mirror_ball: Congratulations! Your Snowman Nutcracker is a Featured Project this week! :glasses: :man_dancing: :mirror_ball:

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Oh, wow! Thank you!

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