Thanks! This week I went looking for the past “Terribly Important SOB” Swap, and found that @racky had crafted a variation on this ever-timely theme, which is near the top the gallery:
https://web.archive.org/web/20151031172917/http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?action=search2;topic=371967.0;search=img;show_complete=true;sort=ID_MSG|desc