Hmmmm…
One of my favorites right now is from me. “Eat the Marshmallow”. You know that experiment where they tell little kids if they don’t eat the marshmallow they will get a second one and then if they continue to wait they will continue to get more marshmallows? I f-ing hate that experiment. Eat the marshmallow! You never know what the next second of life has in store for you! Enjoy it now, while you can. Things can change in a matter of seconds, why wait to enjoy it. (also, that experiment is totally racist and classist, but that’s another story). Enjoy the pleasures you have in front of you now.
I also like, “Everyday is a battle, but whatever, I’m scrappy.” I love this because it reminds me of my scrappy dogs but also that I’m strong and smart.
I also love this one, it describes me in a nutshell: ”the premise is wacky, but you’re gonna dig it.”