My hubby and I have a favorite, long-running joke we play on each other: “What if this had been our first kiss?” And then we’ll do something stupid, naughty or ridiculous (while kissing) to make the other one crack up.
This is a rendering of what my reaction might have been if he’d decided to lick my face for our real first kiss (various versions of this have found their way into this goofy lexicon of lip-locks). The exaggeratedly wide eyes and shocked exclamation marks hopefully get the point across.
After almost 30 years of marriage, this is a fun laugh! 
