Jim and I have been working on this house for little over a year and a half, and we’ve accomplished a lot of things, but there are still so many things on the To Do List, and many of them are wayyyy down on the list. The powder room is one of the items way down on the list. The previous owners tried to ‘update’ this 80’s house on a shoestring budget. They repainted the kitchen, powder room, and entryway from the garage all with this awful grey paint.
And when I saw awful paint, I don’t just mean the color. It’s the absolute cheapest, worst paint I’ve seen used in a family home. They bought the house in Jan 2020, and we bought it in Jan 2023, so they had to have painted it in those two years. (We’ve seen the listing pics for when they bought it, and it was not grey then, so this had to be them.) The paint is badly slapped on (random brush streaks across the stained trim, spills on the tile floor, etc), and it is chipping everywhere. It’s ultra flat, and paired with the grey tone, it almost looks like concrete. And remember when I said this is an 80’s house? That means the tile floor that runs through the kitchen, entry, laundry room and powder room (and all the bathroom fixtures like toilets) are a warm almond in color. In fact the floor is almond AND Country Blue. The color you’d see on wallpaper featuring geese wearing bonnets.
They seem to have wanted to try to tie the warm floors to their new cool toned color scheme, so they repainted the vanity/cupboard and the baseboards and dark slate grey-blue. Then they replaced the sink on top with a cheap faux-granite counter, and installed a flat black faucet. To match the faucet, they took down the weird gold 60’s towel bar and toilet paper holder, and spray painted them flat black to match, and put them back up. They stripped some of the screws, so the towel holder is loose on one end, and it can’t be tightened back up. I like black just fine as a metal option, but let me assure you, your toilet paper holder shouldn’t be black. Especially when it has nooks and crannies that collect paper lint. (I literally just cleaned this with a handful of Q-tips to get all the lint out. It will be linty again by evening.)
Overall, I just find this room so depressing. There’s no window, and it’s very small, but has (mostly) high ceilings, so you kinda feel like you’re peeing in a pepper pot. Or at the bottom of a well. Or in a prison…
Also, after all this time living here, it’s the only room in the house that still smells like someone else’s home. I don’t know why, but when I’m in there with the door shut, it becomes very apparent that it smells like someone else’s house.
Plus, it is the first thing we see as we walk into the house from the garage, where we park. So I’ve decided I’ve had enough of this sad little grey poop closet. I can’t afford to actually renovate it right now. We’re having the exterior painted, and the holidays are coming up so fast. And I don’t want to spend much money on a room that I really do want to change up in the future. (I really want to replace that vanity and builder’s grade mirror!) So I’ve set myself a budget of $100 to just cheer it up a bit in time for Christmas.
I bumped into the wreath in my garage while getting out some holiday decorations. It’s a plain faux boxwood, with no trimmings, so it can bring some greenery/life to the room, and will work for the holidays, and beyond. Plus, free! Next, the hand towels in there were from our last house. They were a grey-beige that looked nice against turquoise wallpaper, but not as good against grey & cream. Plus they’re many years old and a bit stained. So a small stack of plain black hand towels from Walmart. I got 6, so I can hang two side-by-side, so that came to $18. While I wouldn’t have picked any of this for my first choice, the new black towels do at least look sharp against the grey walls.
Next, a nice smelling, but not overpowering candle, in a black matte glass jar, for $10 at Walmart. Final item I’ve added (so far) is a framed notecard of a photo taken on UIUC’s campus, by a local artist. I admired her work at an art show last year, and when I saw her again this year, I picked up a few note cards. This one features gothic windows, and a snow covered pine, with some red ivy in the background. I had the frame in my stash, and the card was $5.
Final new additions (so far), a small black metal tray for $8, and a Christmas ornament for $2, both from Walmart. I added the black velvet bow to hide the wire loop meant to hang the ornament. Current total: $43.
Since doing this a few days ago, I also picked up a pair of cream hand towels, embroidered with a wreath and “Merry Christmas” on them, and a pretty green bottle of fancy hand soap, in an evergreen scent. I’ll wait till Thanksgiving to add those in, and in the mean time, keep my eyes open for something else to fill space on that tray. Maybe a small plant or a bud vase with a sprig of holly…