Mercury in Gatorade Cross Stitch NSFW

[kittykill (Eat the Marshmallow ~me)]

I laughed too hard when I saw this pattern. I think I might like Mercury in Gatorade better than Mercury in Retrograde.

It was an easy stitch. I started last night and finished this afternoon. I did other stuff so it wasn’t like I stitched the whole night through.

[AntBee (Jen)]

I just snarf-laughed at this. Awesome choice I love it!

(still chuckling)

[sheepBlue]

HAHA, this is great!

[ilovesnaills (Marion)]

This is wonderful!!!

[wittychild (Jen 🇨🇦)]

Love it!!

[Abbeeroad (Abbie - she/her)]

Fantastic. Way better.

[MistressJennie (Moderator - Jennie - she/her)]

This is hilarious. Love you lady!

[TheMistressT (Tara - she/her)]

Bahahahaaaaa! This is way more gangsta than retrograde or some shit.

[Magpie (Straight, not narrow 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🌎)]

LOL, terrific!

[FrankenCher (Cheryl)]

This is amazing. lololol.

[Kwality570]

hahahaha! I needed a laugh this Monday morning, so thanks! So cute.

[Imnatari]

Real feels, right there. Awesome.

[kittykill (Eat the Marshmallow ~me)]

Thanks all!

[Jessleiss (Jessica)]

Where can I find this pattern? Saw it in a coffee shop in CO and spit me coffee out from laughing!

[susieoregon (Susie (she/her) 🍉)]

So cute!

[Magpie (Straight, not narrow 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🌎)]

Awesome. My man needs something along these lines when he starts to yoga woowoo a bit too far out

[kittykill (Eat the Marshmallow ~me)]

I got it on Etsy. The seller I bought it from isn’t there anymore. It was crossxstitchx. There are other cross stitch patterns with the same saying on Etsy.

[MissingWillow]

So hilarious!