TheMisterT and has a joke with his dudes that goes something like:
Dude: Oof. I just can’t sleep on the ground like I used to.
Other Dude: Did you take your Triactin this morning?
Dude: Triactin?
Other Dude: Yeah, try actin’ like not such an old man/weakling/etc.
Laughter ensues.
Anyway, the youngest is turning 50 this summer and they’re all gathering to celebrate. TheMisterT asked if I could come up with a Triactin 50 shirt that looked like pharmaceutical swag and working a little with AI, I did. I feel weird about it, but here we are. The AI added “mg” after the 50 which I initially changed to yr, but that seemed to obvious, so I changed it to “an” for the Latin for years, “anni.”
This pal’s favorite color is blue, so I ordered a blank soccer jersey in that color. They all met playing rec league soccer. I used 2 colors of HTV, included this really cool color-shifty stuff that was difficult for me to get good photos of. The shield is a lavender metallic from my stash.
For the back I copied what I did for a jersey for TheMisterT for his 50th. “Mucho” being another in-joke with the dudes, said when someone is being too much. I used the same funky HTV as for the “Triactin 50an” for this, but with the “stripes” running vertically.
This shot shows how that HTV looks with the light at another angle.
I can launder it tomorrow and I hope the marks from the heat press diminishes or goes away. If not, I might try to press the rest of the shirt being careful not the melt the vinyl.
Because it will require slightly special care - i.e. washing inside out in cold water, hang dry - I made a little care card to go with, since I won’t be there to say so and the dudes will be in the kind of state of revelry that doesn’t pay attention to laundry instructions.
A white card inside an envelope with a cut-out I made for stash a while back and a bright blue safety pin that must’ve come from store-bought clothing or something.
TheMisterT’s sister will be 50 later this year and he wants a Triactin 50 an shirt for her, too. He got to share the joke with her earlier this year on a backpacking trip and she loved it.






