An Easter Jackalope Nutcracker, AKA The Crack-alope!

Last summer, I picked up a deeply discounted Easter Bunny nutcracker blank at Michael’s with the intension of making it into an Easter Jackalope. Someone in my circle dared suggest that I might not get around to it. The nerve! Anyway, either I showed them or their taunting worked, because I vowed to finish it in time for Spring/Easter decorating this year… and I did! Of course, I took many hours to add increasingly fiddly details and so there will be many photos. Many, many photos. Starting with some before and WIP shots.

I had set this guy on the top of a shelving unit to remind me to work on him and by doing so saw up under his jacket where a funny (to a childish person such as myself) artifact of turned wood revealed itself.

I took him apart a bit, ultimately removing his ears, both arms, and separating the carrot from the left hand.

I carved antlers from balsa wood to fit the holes his ears had been in. Later I drilled new holes for his ears.

Anything part of the rabbit that was not clothed was painted to look close-ish to jackalope fur colored. I gave him a muzzle and a chin. The muzzle pieces are wood plugs for hiding screws (I also used those under the base) and the chin is carved from balsa wood. I used a micro drill and some bronzey-colored jewelry wire for the whiskers.

Here he is complete!

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Annnnnnd on to the details!

Starting from the top; his hat is covered with a green burlap/hessian. I vacillated between several fabric choices, including a velvet and an ivory burlap/hessian. The velvet seemed like it would be a real pain to work with for this. I thought the burlap/hessian would hint at a straw hat, but the ivory wasn’t enough contrast with the ears and antlers. But a lavender velvet ribbon gave me some “luxury” for this dandy! I like to make sure a project like this has something to see from all sides, so I added this little novelty bird button that I cut the shank off of.

I pretty much already described his face, but here’s a close up with his crinkly whiskers (which a friend described as pube-y :rofl:) and his eyes which are adhesive enamel dots with additional glue.

His body of his fancy-dandy jacket is made from 2.5"/6.3cm bias strips I had made many years ago. I used lacy trim recently purchased from the creative reuse store on the wrists and lapel, two kinds of pom trim for the collar, yard sale trim for his belt with a buck from another yard sale, which is also where the mini-green ric-rac trim along the hem. I’d done something extra on the levers of previous nutcrackers and planned something similar for this one… until I realized that the bunny tail would look weird on that and I was not going to give up the cottontail! So I just continued the jacket and details across the back. The lever’s operation would be messed up with I did the sides of it, so I left it the ivory painted color.

He obviously needed an Easter basket, but I was trying very hard to use only stash and I didn’t have a basket in stash and reallllly didn’t want to make one, so I decorated this little bucket that I did have in stash! This is the 2nd try at decorating - the first just didn’t work for me and there are no pics. I painted a small foam ball green and glued it to the bottom, then swirled this green grass stuff into a nest shape and glued that down. The eggs are from a bunch of little ornaments I picked up at a garage sale, the chocolate jackalope was a white, plastic bunny that I added antlers to by drilling tiny holes and embedding a folded bit of wire, then painted with a chocolate-colored brown craft paint and sprayed with a satin varnish.

I loved that carrot! But I didn’t leave it alone. I cut horizontal grooves with a craft knife, then gave two colors of orange. I replaced the wood greens with pieces cut from a faux plant leaf.

Below the waist!

His (tight) pants are more fabric, attached with Mod Podge, but not top coated, which is what I did with the jacket. His galoshes/wellies were altered with air-dry clay to look more like boots by attaching the foot-part to the shin-part. After painting, I used Glossy Accents to give them a rubbery shine. I used something like astroturf to cover the top of the base which was painted a bright, grassy green all around. I had intended to attach the fence with glue, but the wire got in the way of the pickets adhering well to the base, so I pre-drilled through the pickets into the base then pushed in glue-coated brass brads, that I then painted white. I made another tiny chocolate jackalope and put in in the grass. You can see it through is legs and… he does look a little like turd, but I stand by this choice for the interest-to-the-back aspect.

Underneath it all! I added feet to the base to give it a more polished, “elevated,” look, even though I knew I was going to have the fence go to the “ground.” I used the same plugs as the muzzle, but painted to coordinate with the bucket. The label is made with a circle die, alphabet dies, and a ultra-fine sharpie.

This is almost all stash! I had to buy craft paint for the boots (my hot pink was dried up) and a warm grey for part of his fur, but everything else was part of my hoard!

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This is hilariously amazing! I love the antlers. Everything is so detailed!

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The tiny details of your projects are what I look forward to the most! This will be one that I go over a few times to make sure I don’t miss a single thing.

So far, my favorites are the little chocolate bunnies and the whiskers…I think the whiskers give a frenzied appearance. Wonderful job!

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Thanks, friends! It’s so nice to have others appreciate the details!

@gozer I’m glad someone else can see the humor!

@AIMR I love the chocolate jackalopes, too! I think they further imbed that an Easter Jackalope is totally a thing. Totally.

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Oh my god. Every time I think you’ve outdone yourself, and you can never make anything cooler, you turn around do something like this. He’s freaking EPIC!

(Also I think my head cannon is that he poops chocolate jackalopes. Hence the one in the back is both a chocolate AND a turd.)

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This is a MASTERPIECE!! I cackled about you blurring that picture :joy:

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Aww, thanks pals!

@MistressJennie :rofl: Maybe for the good kids it’s chocolate and for the bad ones it’s a turd? And they don’t know for sure until they take a bite.

@Whistlefish HA! So glad you appreciated that pic and the blurring of it!

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This is epic and amazing. I am in awe…

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Well, thank you!

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quite possibly THE BEST thing I have seen all year! I don’t think anything can top this EVER!

Great job! and I always love the story and pics behind the build

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This. Is. The. Best. Thing. Ever.

I love everything single thing about your Crack-alope, from his name, to his whiskers, to the chocolate jackalopes, to the shiny wellies, and overall color choices. All of it comes together to make a stunning display piece. I need all the heart eyes for this one. :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes:

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Aw, thanks y’all!

@bethntim Well, :poop:. Have I peaked at 55? :rofl: But srsly, THANK YOU for caring about my rambling!

@Tapestry Thanks for appreciating all the details!

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I love all the different patterns together! They all work well together and look kooky in the best way.

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Thanks! Maybe this was influenced by my recent watching of Bridgerton and channeling some Lady Featherington vibes?

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He’s so whimsical and fun! And the details are amazing. I love his brightly colored/patterned outfit. And his whiskers!

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Thank you! I love his ridiculous outfit, too!

Is it wrong that the wee teeny chocolate jacks are my favourite bitty detail of all the detaily details? I do quite enjoy those shiny pink wellies too. All around astonishment!

:distorted_face: the booty. Please tell me this is a Scottish bunny, no pants under that fancy dress? Bahaha!

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Loving tiny fake chocolate jackalopes can never be wrong! They’re a fave of mine, too. When I got the idea to make them jackalopes I teehee-ed about it over and over.

Well… he’s painted the same chocolate on that surface, so perhaps that’s the real secret… he’s feeding his babies to good little boys and girls! :smiling_face_with_horns: :rabbit:

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Oh my word… you’re hysterical! This is so great!! Sense of humor and mad crafting skills in one go!

PS chocolate jackalopes FTW! I think that should be a thing! “Excuse me, where can I find your chocolate jackalopes?”

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This is definitely the most amazing Easter decoration I’ve seen in a while.

So fun and colorful and the little chocolate jackalopes had me cracking up.

Now I need to try making chocolate antlers to add them to chocolate bunnies

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